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My cat is a butthole.

Tue Aug 4, 2009, 8:18 AM
  • Mood: Bliss
Head!

Last night/this morning when I went to sleep, my foot touched my cat's foot. And he said "mrrr", and kinda coiled up all cute.

BUT IN TRUTH...

My cat is a butthole. A noisy, grabby, paws-all-over-your-dead-sleeping-body butthole. And when I woke up he was all 'Good morning biped,' and he did rub my shin with his back. This particular yarn doesn't really have an rhyme or raisin, but it reminds me that here at the strom-welch house there are a lot of animals, full of concentrated specialness. Like Po. The magnificent dograt. Who smiles like this -

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(The circles are his eyes.)

And lulu, the cat-rabbit, who, if not immediately petted upon having noticed your hand, will pounce on it and rub all over your fingers with her adorable bunny face. She will be having kits in a few days, im very excited. Baby bunnies are AWESOME. I dreamed last night she had about 20, and that they mewed.

APPRECIATE YOUR PETS.

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Anyway Mechacon was a week ago, and ... Im sad because it's over now. It was amazing. I got to run into everybody again. Every year it's like a family reunion! I need to start bringing a camera to these things ;=;. I shall make memory books, and antagonize my family with more towers of paper, stored in their attic!! See, I already have enough old sketch pads up there to give myself a proper viking sending when I finally kick. Which is to say you could probably construct a boat out of all my old sketch pads, set it afloat, and then aflame. With me on it. Because I will be dead in this event, and certainly will not mind. If anything, I'll probably look down on the whole thing from the stars, a little sad. I will say 'ah, i wish they hadn't burned that one, i rather liked it.'

(My sister is sitting across from me chanting 'big fire when you die' in a sinister voice)

I still have commissions and stuff from the con to finish, I have been slow getting back to things = =;. It's like coming back from a great journey across time and space that.. only takes a weekend, yes, but it's still.. magnanimous. In any case it's very disorienting and this nonsense must stop soon, or school will have begun and I will still be swimming in things to do. Because I'm bad at managing my time. = =

Oh speaking of commissions though, a friend of mine drew me one!
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He drew my Rain, being all Rain and stuff, with the gears and the strings and the hair that is black and not actually blue!! And I love it, so thank you so so so much :iconez4me:. It makes me want to stop everything and draw stuff, which would be catastrophic. BUT IT'S SUCH A GOOD FEELING ;=;

:iconez4me: is currently accepting commissions, btw ^ ^. GO AND SEE. *shake a fist*

Ack. And now i've just eaten a small pink chewable vitamin. I'm pretty sure it should have tasted like cherry, or something fruity at least. Instead, it tastes kind of metallic. And now my coffee tastes like fish. That's not acceptable!!

foot!
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:icondnlkiro:
Huh....at first I though your cat had pooped on your foot.
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:iconbeltaguise:
At least, all your cat does is make cute sounds. One of mine recently decided to mark his territory in my bed. While I was sleeping in it.
I couldn't use my blankets for weeks, and it was really cold. ;__;
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:iconpanakee:
my cat caught a hummingbird once and since it is illegal to kill humming birds here I might've been arrested DX
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:iconmichaelwoods:
~MichaelWoods Aug 5, 2009  Professional Writer
I vote for stopping everything and drawing stuff. Stuff needs to be drawn. Stuff is good.

You know, one of these days I'll make it out to another anime convention or you get out to a comic convention and we'll finally meet in person.

You know...so I know you're real and not some internet hoax or something.
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:icondark-nayru:
This was funny...poor you XD
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:iconmangafanatic:
animals aren't they just lovely lol, they are just 'lil' ppl themselves just weird furry versions lol.
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:icontheforc:
I've got an old geezer of a prairie dog. He's so old and crazy. xP


Oh yeah... and that beagle. Dumb, smelly, hungry, beagle.
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:iconpaellamagi:
`paellamagi Aug 5, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I have two incredibly naughty and cunning dogs. :) Rocky likes to put his head on my shoulder. It's very awwwww. :>
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:iconmstout:
~MStout Aug 5, 2009  Professional General Artist
Baha...my black cat is amazing. We click better than anybody else in the house, but he chews wires and cords and anything stringy! Yarg!
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:iconbowdy:
Mood: Love ~Bowdy Aug 5, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yay for cute fluffy things! Your journal made me smile
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